60 Funny jokes to brighten up your day

Certainly, here are 60 funny jokes to brighten your day:

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
11. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
13. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
14. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
16. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
17. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
18. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
19. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
20. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
21. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
22. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
23. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
24. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
25. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
26. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it just clicked.
27. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
28. What did one hat say to the other hat? “You stay here; I’ll go on ahead!”
29. I’d tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
30. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
31. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
32. I told my wife she was overdramatic. She said, “Don’t be so mean!”
33. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
34. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
35. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
36. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
38. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
39. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
40. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
41. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
42. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
43. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
44. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
45. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
46. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
47. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
48. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
49. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
50. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
51. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
52. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
53. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
54. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
55. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
56. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
57. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
58. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
59. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
60. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let